I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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