Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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