Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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