Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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