ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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