I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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