YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Randomize
