C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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