This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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