Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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