We're like a lot better than the average bears
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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