I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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