Porn is love you can see.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Randomize
