I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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