I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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