There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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