A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
How's work?
Spinning.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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