You're so nebulous sometimes
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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