it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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