in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
accomplished twins. life is a go
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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