Tell her she can't have a vagina
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
its not stalking. its research.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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