David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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