you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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