I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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