Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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