So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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