he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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