Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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