I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
