I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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