Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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