just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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