In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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