youre lurking in front of me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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You. Win. At. Life.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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