So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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