My room smells like vodka and shame
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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