glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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