Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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