I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize