Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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