can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Shame - the story of my life.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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