i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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