I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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