i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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