Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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