Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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