What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Randomize
