remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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