We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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