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(707): View more from California

im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win

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(845): View more from New York

Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier

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(317): View more from Indiana

about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?

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(949): View more from California

We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations

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(404): View more from Georgia

boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.

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(631): View more from New York

Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am

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