I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm too high and old for this...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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